1. Crimes of the Hot - TV-PG-D - A D for the scene with Bender trying to get beer out of a keg, but it turned out to be a robot, who says "Don't stop."
2. Jurassic Bark - TV-PG - The name "Seymour Asses" isn't enough for a D.
3. The Route of All Evil - TV-PG-D - A D for the Horrible Gelatinous Blob saying "You can shove your apology into the bottom of your one-way digestive system."
4. A Taste of Freedom - TV-PG
5. Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch - TV-PG-D
6. Less Than Hero - TV-PG
7. Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles - TV-PG-D - A D for porn being mentioned.
8. The Why of Fry - TV-PG-DL - A D for Fry saying "I did do the nasty in the past-y."
9. The Sting - TV-PG-DV - A V for Fry getting impailed by the bee's stinger, even though no blood is shown, it's more necessary to give it a V IMO.
10. The Farnsworth Parabox - TV-PG
11. Three Hundred Big Boys - TV-PG-D
12. Spanish Fry - TV-14 - Just for Bender shouting "Woooo!" whenever someone mentions Fry's "lower horn", which implies references to masturbation.
13. Bend Her - TV-PG
14. Obsoletely Fabulous - TV-PG-DL - A D for the line "It's like the earth is making sweet, salty love to itself", and an L for one use of "bastard".
15. Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV - TV-PG
16. The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings - TV-PG