1. Ring of Fire - TV-14-V - A V for Assy shooting the deli worker. Even though it only showed blood splattering onto Assy and Sanchez, it's still enough IMO.
2. Pegfinger - TV-14-LSV - An S for Assy having sex with a prostitute.
3. Pharmassy - TV-14-V
4. Mile High Mayhem - TV-PG-DLSV - This episode is very moderate. And I gave it an S for Assy humping a stewardess.
5. Murder on the Midway - TV-14 - Two uses of "pussy" doesn't get an L.
6. Bikes for Bombs - TV-14
7. Vowel Play - TV-14-SV
8. Irish Wake - TV-14-V
9. Hands Up - TV-14-SV
10. The Ballad of Blind Anthony - TV-MA - Only episode I rate TV-MA for bloody violence.
11. Showdown in Magic City - TV-14
12. Johnny Arson - TV-14-V
13. The Assy Diaries - TV-14-SV
14. Squirrels - TV-14-V