1. Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W. - TV-14 (Original rating)/TV-PG-D (Current rating) - Originally for the live-action scene, but it's too moderate. Duckman pinching two womans' buttocks isn't an S, and the talk show riot isn't a V.
2. Married Alive - TV-PG-D
3. Days of Whining and Neurosis - TV-14-D/TV-PG-D (Alternate rating) - A D for Duckman saying, “I can't suck my own precious bodily fluids! I already tried that in high school.”
4. Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's Trial - TV-PG-D
5. America the Beautiful - TV-PG-DV - A V for the beginning.
6. The Germ Turns - TV-PG-D
7. In the Nam of the Father - TV-PG-D
8. Research and Destroy - TV-PG-DL
9. Clip Job - TV-14-D/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating) - A D for Cornfed saying, “I came as soon as I heard Duckman wa…Read more >
1. I, Duckman - TV-PG
2. TV or Not to Be - TV-PG
3. Gripes of Wrath - TV-PG-D
4. Psyche - TV-PG-DV
5. Gland of Opportunity - TV-PG-D
6. Ride the High School - TV-PG-D - A D for the conversation of King Chicken and Bernice.
7. A Civil War - TV-PG-L - An L for the truck reading, “Life's a Bitch”.
8. Not So Easy Riders - TV-PG-D
9. It's the Thing of the Principal - TV-PG-D
10. Cellar Beware - TV-PG-D
11. American Dicks - TV-PG-L
12. About Face - TV-PG-V - A V for the restaurant scene.
13. Joking the Chicken - TV-PG-DLRead more >
Not done yet.
1. Santa, Schmanta - TV-14-D - A D for Francine saying, “You're putting words in my mouth,” and then Roger says, “That's better than what other people have been putting in there,” and points at Stan.
2. Paranoid Frandroid - TV-14-D - A D for Del saying, “You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!”
3. The Census of the Lambs - TV-14-D - A D for Steve saying, “Surprised that Barry can even talk with Klaus' dick in his mouth.”
4. Shell Game - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating)
5. The Mural of the Story - TV-14-S - An S for a woman's head popping up in front of Principal Lewis, implying that she was giving him head.
6. (You Gotta) Strike for your Right - TV-14-D - A D for Klaus saying, “You can suck my fat, *breathes* fishy *breath…Read more >
1. Father's Daze - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (Alternate rating)
2. Fight and Flight - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (Alternate rating)
3. The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating)
4. Portrait of Francine's Genitals - TV-14
5. Bahama Mama - TV-14-D - A D for Roger saying, “Well, suck me off through a hole and call me Rick Steves.”
6. Roger's Baby - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating)
7. Ninety North, Zero West - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (Alternate rating)
8. A Whole Slotta Love - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating) - One uncensored use of “shit” earns it and also for “dick” being said to refer to genitalia.
9. The Witches of Langley - TV-14-D - A D for Snot saying, “They've already gotten more blowjobs than we'll ever get.”
10. A Nice Night for a Drive - TV-14/…Read more >
1. Roots - TV-14-V - A V for a pedophile shooting himself in the head.
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith - TV-14 - One uncensored use of “shit” earns it and also the for the final scene with Steve.
3. Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six - TV-14/TV-PG-DLV (Alternate rating)
4. N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) - TV-PG-DLV - The strip club scene isn't enough for an S since it's very brief.
5. Stan Smith Is Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Break - TV-14
6. Kiss Kiss Cam Cam - TV-14
7. The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin - TV-14-D - A D for Roger saying, “I'm like a jockey... who came four times!”
8. Stan-Dan Deliver - TV-14/TV-PG-DL (Alternate rating)
9. Anchorfran - TV-14-D - A D for the name “Suckmachine”.
10. The Two Hundred - TV-PG-LV
11. The Unincludeds - TV-14-D…Read more >