Time Machine is the sixth episode of season six and the 84th episode overall.
Plot
Frylock invents a time machine, but it can only go to Carl's house. Shake goes to the year 8008 (because it looks like "BOOB") and steals Carl's sweatpants, Giants lamp, and chair. Then he travels back to the year 7734 to make it spell "HELL" upside down and it comes back to their house. Frylock goes to the year 8009, and it has giant cockroaches that scream "MEAT!" at him. It turns out that they aren't in the year 8008 or 8009, and that 8009 is another part of Carl's house, infested with cockroaches, who the Aqua Teens find annoying, and have exterminated. Meatwad and the house are destroyed in the process.
Featured Characters
- Frylock
- Meatwad
- Shake
- Carl
- Mutant
- Cockroaches
- Exterminator
Quotes
Master Shake: Wow! Hey, Carl. Come here and read this. I think you're gonna like what you see.
Carl: Boob. (laughs) That's funny. Go ahead and hand me the phone, I am going to call the police.
Master Shake: Okay, I'll do that right away, Psych. Alright I will get this back too you, and I'll catch you in a flip.
Frylock: Shake! You're back!
Master Shake: Yes, I am back from the boob dimension and there was much to see. And many chairs were made available to me free of charge upon my arrival. But I tire from my journey you'll excuse me.
Frylock: No no no wait wait tell me was it total darkness?
Master Shake: Yeah, yes!
Frylock: Did you bring back a sample, a plant, a flower, something?
Master Shake: Uh-huh, sure.
Frylock: What, "sure"?
Master Shake: Whatever.
Frylock: What? What the hell do you mean sure man, what does that mean? Tell me were the giant cockroaches?
Master Shake: Huge man, big ones.
Frylock: Big ones?
Master Shake: Big as your face.
Frylock: Wait uh... uh... a race of large breasted, female cockroaches?
Master Shake: Yeah, every chance so, so step off!
Frylock: No no no no no we need to test youphesofo deposits publish the findings, i mean, this is an incredible historic achievement.
Masher Shake: Yes for me look, as a wise fonzy one set to boxing, i'm tired and i'm ready for TV.
Frylock: Hey, wait a minute. This says 7734!
Master Shake: Exactly. It's hell upside down. My goal was to make it say turd, but "duh" I think it still works.
Frylock: But then that means...
Meatwad: ...that we've been living in the year 7734?
Frylock: Or maybe my machine doesn't work.
Meatwad: Oh, good.
Master Shake: Ai-yi-yi!
Frylock: But that's impossible. I'm a genius.
Meatwad: I think he wants us to leave the room
Frylock: She's in a room?
Meatwad: [I think he wants us to leave the room]
Frylock: Oh, okay. [As you wish, my time traveling friend. But I long to hear more about your amazing journey.]
Master Shake: [Of course. I'll be happy to discuss it in the morning.] If you wanna spood with me all you have to do is ask, and I will say no with the business and to my EXPENSIVE SHOTGUN.
Frylock: I'm not finding any carmbirdated material.
Master Shake: You wanna date me now? Get of my jock.
TBC
Notes
- Boxy Brown makes a very quick cameo appearance at the end, Meatwad pulls him out and calls him his cousin by marriage before he gets blown up.
- When Shake first appears, he is singing a parody of the song "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.
- After Shake returns his first time he cranks up the sound on the TV and the song "Yakety Sax" is playing, which is best known as the theme from "The Benny Hill Show."
- This is one of two episodes that have a slightly shortened opening. The other is Der Inflatable Fuhrer. They remain unchanged in syndication.
- The machine didn't travel through time, it took them to random spots depending on what number was typed in. 8008 and 8009 both lead to different parts of Carl's house, and 7734 leads back to the Aqua Teen's house.