The Marines

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode
“The Marines”
Meatwad in his Marines outfit.
Original airdate	March 16, 2008
Season no.	5
Episode no.	76
Production no.	509
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 5 January 20, 2008 – present
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"The Marines" is the eighth episode of the fifth season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the seventy-sixth episode overall.

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Meatwad goes out and buys "Warrior Gum" after seeing a ridiculous commercial for it. Seconds later, he comes back and tells Frylock and Shake that they've all been signed up for the Marines (Warrior Gum was actually a recruiter). Shake tries getting out of this "commitment" by shooting himself in the face with a shotgun. He's stitched up, however, and sent to work. Frylock, meanwhile, retreats to Canada.

Meatwad and Shake are stationed on a warship, where Shake and Meatwad peeled potatoes and Shake threw away in the sea. The two are assigned to clean the bathrooms, with Meatwad saying what the general  "they should be so clean you can eat off them" and Shake constantly complains and talks about the Semper Fi tattoo he'll be getting shortly. Shake misinterprets this, and ends up stuffing potatoes into the urinals.

In Canada, Frylock finds himself captured and tortured by a man resembling Jigsaw (from the Saw movies), who gives Frylock a grapefruit and a grapefruit spoon to get out of a bear-trap locked onto his head. Seconds later, Frylock just takes it off. "Jigsaw" is shocked, and eventually starts begging Frylock to stay since he's "lonely". Frylock leaves, despite Jigsaw claiming that he has all the Rush records.

Frylock meets up with Shake and Meatwad, who have gone AWOL and are hiding in a cave. When the Marines find them, Shake and Meatwad kiss, scaring the Marines off by showing their homosexuality. After the Marines leave, Frylock tells the two that they're ripping off a scene from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. The episode then cuts to an advertisement of the movie on DVD as well as Ninja Zombie Pro Am, Meatwad didn't know what movies he was talking about.