The Skeletons are a group of living human skeletons (as their name suggests), who work as spies for the president. Their primary targets are the Aqua Teens. There are at least four of them, and they are seen working with Lars in the middle east when Frylock turns in Napkin Lad. Afterwards, two of the skeletons are seen spying on the Aqua Teens from a surveillance van outside their home. They attempt to kill them with an air strike, but the Aqua Teens escape. Carl then proceeds to kill the two skeletons by shooting their van until it explodes.
- The technology used while spying on the Aqua Teens is horridly outdated.
- They use the Kill Dummy as a camera.