Sirens
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Sirens
Season: 5 Episode: 2
Overall episode number: 70
Production code: 502
First Aired: January 27, 2008
Writers: Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro
Guest starring: Matt Maiellaro (Marcula),
Kelly Hogan (BJ Queen),
Neko Case (Chrysanthemum),
John Kruk (Himself)
Plot: Carl and Marcula continue to rent out the Aqua Teens house. Carl tries to add some appeal by decorating the living room with sports memorabilia, but Marcula replies with "I don't like sports. No one does." Carl tells off Marcula and heads home to watch porn in the nude, until he hears singing next door. Carl heads over to discover that a trio of sirens, including Phillies baseball player John Kruk, are living in the house. It turns out Kruk was kidnapped by Chrysanthemum and BJ Queen and forced into their sex games, which he doesn't care for, and Carl is envious of. Carl tries to take Kruk's place, but Carl is urged to leave. Carl returns at night and drills a peephole in the side of the house to watch the sirens, but Marcula catches him. John Kruk visits a horrified Carl the next morning and explains what happened, and tells Carl he can join them if he gets drunk first. While drunk, Kruk convinces Carl to cut off his nipples to feed them to the girls, but in reality it was just to get back at Carl for tossing a D-cell battery at Kruk at Shea Stadium. Marcula finds the nipples and keeps them for himself.
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