The Rice Mascots are the cronies of Mr. Wongburger. They brandish sharp hooks and long necklaces made out of dicks. They go to the homes of the unlucky winners of the "Rip It and Win" contest and rip off their dicks and give them to Mr. Wongburger so he can build a giant "Dick Ship" and return to "Dick Planet." They have tiny chinese-like eyes, and very large buck teeth which make them look as if they're always smiling.

They are voiced by Andy Merrill and Brendon Small.

Trivia Edit

They are voiced by Brendon Small, creator of the highly successfull series, Metaloclypse.


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