Pinball Birds are rare, flightless animals found on the uncharted island Death Island. Unlike regular birds, pinball birds lay pinballs instead of eggs, can speak (except for one, who speaks only in turkey clucks) and possess great intelligence that almost level with humans. And during emergencies, each bird has access to their own Jet Ski.
- It would appear (and probably intentional) that the birds are in the shape of penises if laid on their stomachs (a shot of one being roasted in "Eggball" makes this clear).
- They make a cameo in Allen (Part Two), with one riding a jet ski around the island, as shown on one of Allan's monitors.