The Lawnmower Child was a blue egg-like baby cyborg that was born after Dr. Weird somehow managed to get a lawnmower drunk and impregnate it. After having had sex with it, he questioned his own actions upon retrospect. The lawnmower then split in two and gave birth to this horrid little metal abomination of man and machine. Dr. Weird then happily screamed out "My Metal Boy!" upon its birth.