Larry Miller Hair System The Larry Miller Hair System for Men
Season 7, Episode 11
Airdate	April 25, 2010
Production Number	710
Writer(s)	Matt Maiellaro, Dave Willis
Guest star(s)	Larry Miller as himself Gillian Jacobs as Carl's wife
Parental Advisory	TV-MA
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force — Season 7

"Larry Miller Hair System" is the eleventh episode of the seventh season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This episode was originally entitled "Kipper Hair System."

PlotEdit

Larry Miller shows Carl what his life would be like if he had hair. When Larry leaves to gamble Carl ruins the alternate Carl's life. The simulation version of Carl has a normal, if not lame, life with a wife and two kids. Carl tells his simulation self, who can constantly hear Carl's voice but can't see him, that he needs "to grow a sack," which includes ordering a penis pump and turning a minor confrontation over the FAX machine at work into physical violence. Carl is fired, and his wife leaves him. However, he still has one dignity, his hair, which the real Carl ensures that he gets rid of as well. Now jobless, wifeless, and hairless (just like the real Carl), the simulation version of Carl kills himself.

Later on Carl agrees to the hair system. The Aqua Teens don't appear until the end, when Frylock tells Carl that the hair system is infected. Also the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future and the robots from the theme song make an appearance.

TriviaEdit

• This episode is currently excluded from the AdultSwim.com shop's custom DVD maker. The only way to get it legally is from iTunes.

• This episode reveals that Carl has a small penis, which explains much of his behavior.