Pizza Potamus is an abandoned pizza restaurant somewhere in downtown South Jersey. It is currently up for rent (the phone number is 555-0542), yet it was blown up in MC Pee Pants, and seen again in Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary for the site of Meatwad's birthday, which is then blown up again. It returns yet again in Markula the Slumlord where Oglethorpe and Emory were offered to rent the place by Markula. It is also in a poor condition, both inside and out. The name and mascot are based off the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon, Peter Potamus, and the restaurant itself is based off of Chuck E. Cheese's. The image of the restaurant appears to be an old Arby's.