"Ezekial" is the twelfth episode of the fourth season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and the sixty-seventh episode overall. It originally aired on December 17th, 2006.
Carl gets a knock on his door from a small Shake look-a-like. Carl tells him to go next door. The Aqua Teens don't accept him at first, but they let the milkshake in after he cries and starts to run away. Meatwad gives him the name Jesus "Ezekial" Jesus and Frylock tells him he can stay until he gets old enough to work security at the mall. Although Ezekial likes this idea, Shake wants him to be a professional basketball player. Shake and Ezekial try to play some basketball, but Ezekial doesn't like it. They then try some tennis, but discover they're not very good with that either. Meatwad tells Shake that Ezekial is inside the house playing chess with the Chess Dragon. When they check it out, Ezekial beats the Chess Dragon. Shake gets excited, but Frylock breaks the news to him that Ezekial is not his son and that he never had sex. Ezekial claims he is 4,000 years old--then the Chess Dragon crashes through the ceiling, picks up Ezekial, and takes him off.
- Comedian Patton Oswalt -- the voice of Ezekial -- is credited under the pseudonym of "Shecky Chucklestein."
- Ezekial later appears in a picture with Shake playing tennis in the season five episode "Dummy Love".
- This episodes establishes that Meatwad is mentally retarded when he says, "No one beats the Chess Dragon not even me. And I'm retarded".