Carl and the Aqua Teens walk out of a restaurant called "Wong Burger". They hear about a new promotion, "Rip-n-Win", where you rip the bottom off of your cups and get a prize. While Shake and Meatwad both get a coupon for 20 cents off the next order of Wasabi Fries, Carl reads from his "Tonight you will get your dick ripped off".
Later, the gang watches a TV commercial, with a quick disclaimer say some customers may get their dicks ripped off, which, since the disclaimer was fast, Meatwad acts out with two puppets. Facing the "prize" of genital mutilation, Carl hides in the Aqua Teens' house. Eventually, a couple of Chinese-looking large grains of rice with sharp hooks and long necklaces made of dicks come to the ATHF's house, and they tell them Carl isn't there. Unsure, the two search the house, causing Carl to hide. Eventually, they give up, and report this to Mr. Wong Burger, a life-sized dick alien with glasses, who wants the dicks to build a Dickship to go back to Dick Planet.
Later on, Frylock performs a sex change operation on Carl to prevent him from getting his dick ripped off. Unfortunately, as part of the process he (of course) cuts off Carl's dick, which as he notes completely defeated the purpose. Throwing Carl's dick in the garbage can, Mr. Wong Burger's men steal it and drive off.
However, the Aqua Teens sneak over to Mr. Wong Burger's laboratory and confront him, but he explains that he wants to go back to his home world. They try stopping him, to no avail. In the end, the Dickship fails to launch and crashes into a building made of dicks, and Carl's dick is saved, and Frylock turns Carl back into a man, adding a temporary third testicle to speed up the re-masculizing process. Unfortunately, Shake digs in the trash and eats a "hotdog sitting right on top of 2 soggy walnuts" which is presumably Carl's dick.
- All staff members' credits had their first names replaced with "Dick", except Schooly D, his Last name was replace with "Dick".
- Each penis in the show is censored using the NTSC color bars test pattern.
- The word "dick" was said 55 times in this episode, and 4,337 dicks were censored. This is likely part of Maellaro/Willis's continued joy at antagonizing the Standards and Practices bureau of Cartoon Network.
- This is the first Aqua Teen episode to earn a TV-MA rating.
- The censored and uncensored versions appeared as seperate episodes on the DVD release.