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“Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife”
Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife
Artist Mastodon
Album Title Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon the Soundtrack
Genre Progressive Metal
Year 2007
Track Number 3
Duration 1:50

Cut You Up With a Linoleum Knife was the song Mastodon performed for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. In the film, the song is preceded by Groovy Time for a Movie Time. The band is portrayed by snacks that moviegoers can purchase from the Snack Bar. The song is a departure from the typical Mastodon song as drummer Brann Dailor provides "King Diamond" vocals and guitarist Brent Hinds presents a different vocal approach from previous Mastodon releases. The song's lyrics was written by Aqua Teen creator Dave Willis. In the movie, the band members are animated as a pretzel (guitarist), an icecaps candy box (bass guitarist), a container of nachos (drummer), and a green gumdrop as the vocalist.

LyricsEdit

DON'T TALK, WATCH!
DON'T TALK, WATCH!
YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR F**KING MONEY!
Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you!
I am sitting there, I am everywhere at once,
and I will cut you up!
If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a...
...linoleum knife!
Do not explain the plot!
If you don't understand, then you should not be here!
Your money is now our money, and we will...
...spend it on drugs!
Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly!
Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this!
Take the seed outside,
Leave it in the streets!
Run over it after the show!
If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!
Arrrrgh!
This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find you've sold it on Ebay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!

Original LyricsEdit

This is the original lyrics for the song, originally going to be used.

DON'T TALK, WATCH!
DON'T TALK, WATCH!
YOU CAME HERE, WATCH IT!
DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!
Save your conversation about all the beer you drank for after the movie
If I hear one peep about beer, I will personally put your cellphone on vibrate and shove it in the dark chamber of your ass!
And I will rip tissue while doing it!
If you must piss or shit, please do it quietly in the bathroom!
Don't do it in the seat where I will eat it! You filthy shit!
Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you!
I am sitting there, I am everywhere at once and I will fuck you up!
If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a...
...linoleum knife!
Do not explain the plot!
If you don't understand, than you should not be here!
Your money is now our money and we will...
...spend it on drugs!
Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly!
Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease!
Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this!
Take the seed outside,
Leave it in the streets!
Run over it after the show!
If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes!
Arrrrgh!
This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner
If I find you've sold it on Ebay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half!

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