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"Come Visit Me Dawg" is a song by Little Brittle, a reincarnation of MC Pee Pants. It was released as a ploy to get a vampire to come and bite the elderly Little Brittle, so he could become a vampire and be immortal. Surpisingly, it worked, but Little Brittle stepped out into the sun and immediately died.
Please come Visit Me, dawg
Well, in 1912, I could kick your ass
Did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned
There was a ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap
Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants
I just rap just to get by
Now I'm kicked to the side
Sucking blood from the back of my neck, I recollect
Suffer jet, just to get
In my himley. Oh, himley, I think you're better with me ... OH!
So I got liver spots bigger than dalmation dots, I'm all alone,
won't you come visit me, dawg?
Please come visit me, dawg.
The residue of many, who are about to die
Emitted from Tragic Castle which I now reside
Please come before seven, that's when they close the blinds
Strap me down, steal my watch, which is no surprise
I suck apple sauce from a bendy straw
When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud
I use to slap at their...
Bowel trouble, you'll, stool sample, soft and loose
soft and loose, you got to give me the juice, the MetaMuse
Roll me, Hommie
My hips all boney, I getting sores, I getting lonely