Come Visit Me Dawg

"Come Visit Me Dawg" is a song by Little Brittle, a reincarnation of MC Pee Pants. It was released as a ploy to get a vampire to come and bite the elderly Little Brittle, so he could become a vampire and be immortal. Surpisingly, it worked, but Little Brittle stepped out into the sun and immediately died.

In the real world, it was actually performed by MC Chris for the third season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Please come Visit Me, dawg

Well back in 1912, I could kick your ass

I did the tango and the foxtrot before it got banned

There was ragtime and jazz before there ever was rap

Now I'm trapped with a colostomy bag in my pants

I just rap just to get by

Now I'm kicked to the side

Sucking blood from the back of my neck, I recollect

Suffer jet, just to get

In my himley. Oh, himley, I think you're better with me ... OH!

So I got liver spots bigger than dalmation dots, I'm all alone,

won't you come visit me, dawg?

Please come visit me, dawg.

The residue of many, who are about to die

Emitted from Tragic Castle which I now reside

Please come before seven, that's when they close the blinds

Strap me down, steal my watch, which is no surprise

I suck apple sauce from a bendy straw

When I poop, all the nurses come in and applaud

I use to slap at their...

Bowel trouble, you'll, stool sample, soft and loose

soft and loose, you got to give me the juice, the Metamuce

Roll me, Hommie

My hips all boney, I getting sores, I getting lonely

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